Check up day [28/7/09]

Nurse Xh: What do you think we’re to do with this patient?

Nurse F: I don’t know, he looks like he’s dying.

Nurse Xh: Wanna kill him?

Nurse F: haha ok lor.

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XH accompanied me to check up at SGH on tuesday, and well the doc thinks that i’m fine and that i won’t require any more surgery; and that i can exercise already. So those that wanna run or go gym one zhio me go can! haha!

awesomeness!

My 20th Legendary* Birthday Celebration.

On the 24th of July, i had the best birthday ever. It was beyond comparison to anything I’ve experience before. It would be what you call, perfect.

The day started with me sleeping all the way till 5pm since i needed ample rest before heading to the clubs; and then waking up to see various birthday wishes and urgent messages and calls.

Sorry-.- my HP no batt lah. lol give the birthday boy a rest right? ;P

Anyway, i managed to meet Angelina below my block before heading to find Ivy; then taking the train down to Clarke Quay.

Since Kah Leong and his GF were on the way and Chanel would be late… we got there and headed to the $7 fish and chip stall that Chanel introduced me, and sat at the same table the time i went with Chanel, near the stairs. I was starving.

Until now i still have absolutely no idea what company’s operating above sia. haha “En Youth” which Fonnis symbolize that to mean as “End Of Youth”  since like everyone that’s coming down looks so mature and well OLD.

We ordered our Dory Fish and Chips first while waiting for them to arrive; and well digged in first. Fonnis, Sharon and Xinger came alittle after which i didn’t expect, as  I thought they were meeting us directly at the club or something. Hamster arrived soon after without Joe due to some small bickering, then came Kah Leong and his GF, and lastly Chanel.

Darn Chanel you’re late! but as a BD boy i shall forgive you ;P

You guys are assholes tsk. You shall see no change in the expression on this awesome face. no chance! *imagine me, with my index finger twirling around my face while saying this* no chance!

Well since Chanel was not eating, and the rest had finished their dinner. We waited for Kah Leong and Eneida to finish their meals before heading off.

Not before of course having a group picture taken as Fonnis was heading off already for work.

ok people hold on, we’re moving away from the post a little while

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Alright here was some stupid conversation i had with Angelina at the restuarant before the rest arrived:

Fred: *looking at 4 guys taking pictures of themselves* Wow that was retarded and embarrasing and i have no idea why would anyone do that.

(2 mins after taking OUR group picture before Fonnis leaving)

Angelina: you know you were talking about the 4 guys just now. Now we’re doing the same what! tsk!

Fred: Well at least we’re not 4 weird looking guys :/

Which i must say is a valuable argument as they look homophobic with them squeezing their man tits together. Its a scene thats regular in the gay bars if you get what i mean

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ok back to the story

Well after Fonnis left for her job and Hamster, Xinger had to go off too due to reasons i forgot; the rest and I headed down to Lunar for our drinking session to commence, but the bad lady at the counter told us that if we went in now to lunar we would be unable to enter rebel with the lunar stamp sad yeah?

Was talking to Chanel about the little quirks we use to say like the ‘not funny’ and ‘oh yeah’. damn cute lah.

Thus being intelligent homosapiens we headed over to Rebel to get our stamps; but Rebel opens at 9.30pm! (tsk. need to wait for like 5 more mins) Well apparently the Rebel clocks pretty Rebel-ish itself as it runs slower than its clock kakis. We finally managed to get in at say 9.40pm (after standing outside looking fashionably retarded for a good 10mins).

Obviously by entering that early, there was no one in Rebel which made perfect sense to head to Lunar for a drink first (and of course due to the cheaper price of Lunar’s liquor)

That was of course after heading to the little boys room, while the girls go make their hair, add power to their noses, loosing their belts for the beer belly (i’m just coming up with possible situations, you know). yes all that nonsense before heading to Lunar.

Its my first time heading into Lunar actually; (do no laugh as it never crossed my mind that it would be a nice place to drink, as legend says that on full moons, the cheena music amplifies itself without command) so i was pretty interested about how it looked like. I pretty much liked the place upon entering it; the huge bare ass painting of a china lady and a miniature mega-sized-headed Chairman Mao just brings the awesome cheekiness to the place doesn’t it?

well..

that was until we got in the drinking scene. Instant mal-erection my friend.

The general age of the people there were… O.L.D.

There were the early 30 dudes with sad underpaid wages. The plain jane office ladies who never get laid and plenty other weird magical creatures like witches and gnomes getting themselves drunk.

Well i went to the second level to check if there were any spaces, but apparently it was fully booked; thus we drank at some reserved table with well.. not enough chairs.. great.  I decided to ask for more chairs from some of the China waitresses working there; sadly too, there were none.

Why are they so many China workers here anyway i wonder. oh well it kills brain cells thinking so… annnyyyway we opened a bottle of Chivas and got down to business. Chanel and i had to stand as there weren’t enough chairs. Not that theres anything to complain i would say; we rocked the standing posture; talking about the weird paintings on the ceilings and the cheena songs!

ohhhh the cheena songs. I’ve never heard that much cheena songs since 2007; i did love their ‘wo ai de ren’ at the end of the drinking session which is a must sing in KTVs i would say. It brings out the emo-ness of the scene. Plus the fact that they sung it on a  pretty brightly lighted stag with weird ass costumes; make up and hair, thinking that its some huge concert they’re holding. it just brings the illusion forward ah.

Like i said, it was a reserved table thus we had to leave by 11pm. Kah Leong stocked the Chivas to be drank for another day and we headed over to Rebel for the dance galore.

Didn’t drink too much as clubbing was the main objective today.

Sadly Sharon had to leave too as she has to wake up early tomorrow. Thus we have;

Kah Leong: best buddy and nigga for life

Eneida: Girlfriend of nigga, awesome

Chanel: The ex, awesome too

Angelina: The girl who can’t stop talking, awesomeness.

Ivy: The club virgin, ridiculously awesome

and well if i talked about myself it’d be day break so lets skip that.

Well we clubbed alittle more and ordered Vodka limes to cure our thirst. yes bad choice; plus the fact that they didn’t have any jugs left so we had to use cups.

Well took some time to finish drinking my drink; yes i know. I haven’t been drinking for sometime thus the lack of practice. Fred the awesome will be back with a vengance.

Danced a little more before Kah Leong suggesting going over to Zirca for some shuffling. Another bad move!

Shuffling’s awesome, I haven’t shuffled with bro for damn long already but haha i guess i was too intoxicated without myself knowing; and the exhaustion caused by the shuffling exhanced the process. Had to rest awhile and ask Anglina and Chanel to get me drinks. Angelina succeeded, Chanel joined failblog.org as they only sell mineral waters.

Until now, i have absolutely no idea how Angelina managed to get the water. I think the bartender chee hong lah. chee bye…oops

I had to head to the bathroom to drink tap water actually. Kinda wtf i know, and i had to make it look as if i’m washing my mouth or something so people don’t find me ridiculous.

Well Nigga Leong and Eneida had to head home thus it was just me and the girls left, thanks for coming despite having to work bro ;D

;headed outside for a rest as the alcohol was getting into my head and Ivy had to grab a smoke.

Chanel and I took some pictures while bored-ing around; the pics kept screwing up due to my eyes which seemed absolutely dead in the pics all the time. Had a hard time getting the perfect pic.

Chanel headed back in for awhile to find her friends while me and the 2 bitches chilled for a little longer.

Anyway while sitting on one of the table; i realised someone was incredibly familiar. Chubby cheeks, septum and sternum piercing, incredibly tall for a girl.. lol who else! it was Evelyn hah!

Called her over and talked for a while.

This was the girl that was suppose to go get pierced with me but went to do it first as i took too long-.- *@#$; hah chatted alittle while with her while she finished her stick; apparently Chanel knew Evelyn’s bf (kim)’s brother. Yes its a very small world indeed hah

After awhile Evelyn left and me and the girls went in to Rebel to dance alittle more before Chanel heading of to find her friend at Zirca again and Ivy leaving with her BF.

Thus it was only Angelina and me left.

Just when things were going stale. My awesome, unique, one and only president, Miss Cynthia Cynner came with Boh Yeh Ying and this other girl which i dont really know. Her name’s brenda or something.

So Angelina and I headed out of Rebel to grab those 3 at Lunar and headed back in to rave for the rest of the night hah! It was great man; apart from the losers who were everywhere trying to hit on the girls.

While the girls were dancing, i headed over to Chanel at Zirca to drink alittle with her and her friend. His name’s Ang if i’m correct. Drank only like a cup before i lead Chanel back to the Rebel dance floor where the party’s at

Danced alittle more before Chanel headed off to find her friends again. Raved for the rest of the day. Had a minor staring incident; and well Chanel messaged me that she was leaving.

Thus being extremely grateful for her arrival in the first place. I headed over to bid goodbye before heading back to the Rebel dance floor for the last time.

I managed to dance to ‘Forever’ with Angelina. Well its not the same but the song rocked man; rocked my socks so hard. With some left over drink coupons; i got 2 glasses of vodka cranberry for myself and the girls before heading out of Rebel for the NightRiders.

Cynthia was an asshole lah while we were at the busstop

Imagine a perfectly sober individual screaming and shouting and talking about malaysia’s food being cheaper then singapore’s. Yes thats my president for you. Absolutely perfectly imperfect.

oh yeah we saw mark the bald dude now with his gf too. hah have fun in army dude.

Brenda and Yeh Ying headed off while Cynthia tagged along to tampines for like Macdonalds before she head back home.

Haha some of the stuff cyn said while on the bus’s pretty explicit for blogging. Right Angelina? hah!

Well i got myself a big breakfast as usual. You know when its like 6am, the radio plays the Majula singapura song? Guess what cyn did? She literally sprung up without notice (almost scaring the ass off this 40 year dude behind her and making him laugh his ass off). haha it was lucky the mac had less people then the busstop at Clarke Quay.

well after eating we sent cyn to her busstop to take bus 27 while i walked angelina home.

Great night, made perfect by that very cherry blossom. Though short and brittle, it was beautiful.

Thanks for all the messages and facebook wishes, you guys made a boring boy, so much more interesting (:

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

On Thursday i headed to town to watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with Ailin.

After eating awesome two piece chicken of course.

Well it was for some Cadbury event that Ailin won via you know twisting your eyebrows like the 2 kids in the ad. well basically the movie was awesome.

BUT Ailin was constantly talking about how hot Draco Malfoy was; yes THROUGHOUT the movie. Thus today i shall prove that he is indeed; not hot at all.

look its awesome draco malfoy with golden locks! But what would he look like without them? hmm lets see. a snip and a snap and….

not that good looking now aint he! take that Ailin! and its been proven that he’s gay too. I was sneaking around with my invisibility cloak at midnight around Draco Malfoys house when i found him with…

yes! Harry Potter! no wonder they acted like they hated each other. to hide their undying affection. sigh.. oooh true love

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oh yeah. so since Ailin was bothering me constantly with the hotness of Draco. I decided to return the favour with the description of how much bigger Hermione’s boobs are now.

Lets see what i’ve discovered shall we?

Harry: Hey Hermione, you have pretty small titties, any plans to make them bigger?

Hermione: Hmmm… well i have been thinking of breast cream…

and after a month of cream usage. BAM! Gigantula Hooters! No wonder Ron fell in love with her

Hermione: oooh Harrry let me rest my hooters on your back to show you how big they are now!

Harry: oooh u make-ah me so horny..

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owned.

Colour therapy

Specific colors have different effects (list copied from Biopulse.org)

Black: self-confidence, power, strength

Blue: calming, lowers blood pressure, decreases respiration

Green: soothing, relaxing mentally as well as physically, helps those suffering from depression, anxiety, nervousness

Violet: suppresses appetite, provides a peaceful environment, good for migraines

Pink: used in diet therapy as an appetite suppressant, relaxes muscles, relieves tension, soothing

Yellow: energizes, relieves depression, improves memory, stimulates appetite

Orange: energizes, stimulates appetite and digestive system

Red: stimulates brain wave activity, increases heart rate, respirations and blood pressure…..
I think i can understand why pink is an appetite suppressant. it makes you wanna puke more.

http://www.princetonol.com/groups/iad/lessons/middle/color2.htm

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I am now officially

“SPAM KING”

17 again.

i realized that studying and movies dont really match well. but what the heck right

we were watching 17 again while studying at starbucks; i love that show. Sometimes i do wish i was ‘17 again’ if you get what i mean. *just kidding you never will get what i mean anyway*

and i got myself a new lip ring it seemed alittle big though; gonna go get a smaller one on friday

some quotes i love from the show:

Mike O’ Donnell: Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns ‘n’ Roses t-shirt. I’d never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I’d die… then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful… and safe… because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad… because I had you. And then I, uh… I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today… but I don’t want you to. But I guess… if I love you, I should let you move on.
[pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court]

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Scarlet: you didn’t have to come after me again

Mike O’ Donnell: yes i did, because i love you. you were the best decision i ever made, i just forgot.

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Forever

Everyone has a dream, and everyone has a song they love so very much.

and my dream would to go into a club (like Phuture; not gay ass Zirca)

and be able to dance to this song with the girl of my dreams.

it would be beautiful *tears*

it would be legendarryyy!

-: Forever :-

1, 2, 3, 4!

Hey! Hey!
Forever
Hey! Hey!
Forever

It?s you and me
Moving at the speed of light into eternity
Tonight is the night
To join me in the middle of ecstasy

Feel the melody and the rhythm of the music
Around you, around you

I?ma take you there, I?ma take you there
So don?t be scared, I?m right here, ready?
We can go anywhere, go anywhere
But first, it?s your chance, take my hand, come with me

It?s like I waited my whole life for this one night
It?s gon’ be me, you and the dance floor
?Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun

And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)

Ever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor

Feels like were on another level
Feels like our love?s intertwined
We can be two rebels
Breaking the rules, me and you, you and I

All you gotta do is watch me
Look what I can do with my feet
Baby, feel the beat inside

I?m driving, you could take the front seat
Just need you to trust me, oh oh oh
It?s like now

It?s like I waited my whole life for this one night
It?s gon’ be me, you and the dance floor
?Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun

And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)

Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor

It?s a long way down, we so high off the ground
Sending for an angel to bring me your heart
Girl, where did you come from? Got me so undone
Gaze in your eyes got me saying

What a beautiful lady, no ifs, ands or maybes
I?m releasing my heart and it?s feeling amazing
There’s no one else that matters, you love me
And I won?t let you fall girl, let you fall girl

I won?t let you fall, let you fall, let you fall
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

It?s like I waited my whole life for this one night
It?s gon’ be me you and the dance floor
?Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun

And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)

Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
Forever-ever-ever-ever
Forever-ever oh

My purpose in life.

you know the big question about your purpose in life; on what you’re put on this earth for.

i wondered about it for ages;

but as i was lying on my bed on early morning, i realised what my purpose in life was.

well before that said, have you ever seen anyone cry before.

Have you ever seen a girl cry before?

Have you made a girl cry before?

if you did, it was horrible wasn’t it.

never do it again.

my point in saying that; well…

….

….

nothing much really. just felt like saying something random and suspenseful to make this post seem more then my usual nonsense.

no;

alrighty maybe i said that for a reason.

Maybe if you don’t want someone to feel sad about something; then don’t do something stupid that will create that sadness.

Much less do it to someone you love. Making someone you love cry is the worst thing that you’d ever feel.

Especially when you’re the source of the pain;

I gotta admit im not the nicest person around (good and nice are two different things i might add, i’m a good person, just not a nice one); and my ambition revovles around making a ton of money via various means.

It got me thinking for awhile, whats gona fulfil my life.

I thought about the money i would make in future.

hmm so once i get my money, what am i suppose to do with it; doesnt sound like a fulfiling fact.

i thought about being the awesome guy that everyone looks up to.

so what do you get with the fame and admiration.

nothing. so what if your famous.

but then i thought of the smile of someone i love.

yes thats what i want

i want the people i love, to be happy.

its time like this when you stop living for yourself; and start living for someone else; and frankly that feeling made me feel so much more alive.

The Lil’ sis i never had

you know the lil sis that bitches about everything

that loves critising people with you

that loves enough cutesy stuff that Mt Everest is absolutely nothing

that kicks your ass when required

that stands by you when you need a lil support

thanks ivy.

a toast to the

the lil sis i never had

Drawing ‘lessons’

Hangzhillustrator invaded TCC today.

it was AWE *wait for it* SOME

oh yeah baby.