Leap Year
Well today is a leap day that occurs once every 4 years. This year is a leap year which occurs once every 4 years.
3 leap years back, my baby brother was born. He’s still pretty small i suppose. Small little leapling
On this day, women are allowed to propose to a guy that they like. Interesting.. propose to me lehh
anyway saw Adeline today while going to work, no difference leh. Still look the same haha
i want watch leap years lah but no gf leh (not that i require that is) haha damn 
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Ever felt sad, depressed or emo-ish? Then don’t wait for death to arrive Call one of this suicide hotlines. Stay alive so that we can laugh at you more! Remember, your life.. is important to us =)Big gangsters
Today I shall talk about TUA PAI KIAS, or big gangsters in the English translation.The term seemed to originate in the 60s as the hooligans of the past tend to be rather big sized in nature. Now however due to global warming and the constant urge to remain thin and gangsterish (to attract sexy, hot and slutty sweet young ah lians), plenty of such TUA PAI KIAS have evolved from their huge monstrous sizes to the chickens of today (and fuck those Christians who insist that evolution does not exist, ask Jesus to come turn my TOTO ticket to the 10 million number coordination and I may consider the theory that organisms are created instead of evolved from single celled creatures to the multiple complex systems we now currently see.)
Alright back to the discussion about gangsters. Sean and I was laughing about them today at KFC, it was lucky none of them were around as most of them are still having their exams in their respective ITEs (alright and Polys for the more clever ones).
The gangsters of today can be classified into 3 types:
Description of gangster Type 1: The loud mouth infidels
This creature exists only as a handy resource to the gang due to the explosive chemical combustions this creature can create from its mouth. It has a screech that causes permanent damage to the ear drums, often due to the constant nagging of vulgarities towards the victims.
Steps to prevent the attack of the creature involve the basing of it in the nose or a knee towards the crouch for more serious cases.
Description of gangster Type 2: The aggressive bastards
This creature knows no fear. Beware at all cost
Steps to prevent the attack of the creature involves consulting a Bomo to perform level 7 enchantment on you and a level 11 spell of enlightenment.
Description of gangster Type 3: The old uncles
These are the old fallen leaders of the pack. They however still contain authority similar to Eric Cartman from South Park (and if you do not know whose Eric Cartman or what South Park is, please raise the nearest iron in your vicinity and burn your eyes and soul with it as you don’t deserve the beauty of sight). They are not to be messed with due to their old age as they still contain a secret combustion similar to gangster type 1, but this combustion has a high rate of mutation; into something that’s actually tangible. Yes the uncle WILL hit you, HARD.
Steps to prevent the attack would be to be respectful to all old people no matter how disgusting they look; giving your seat to them on MRT helps too.
Now that we have understood the enemies’ records, we can now discuss about it freely.
They suck. The end
alright alright, some of them are really good friends but the “OI BUAY SONG COME OUTSIDE TALK LAH” mentality ah, wah you hear liao also will pek chek ahh
Ever had that experience where you’re walking half way and one member of the hooligan pack punches you in the face and you go
“what”
and he goes “your face very guai lan leh”
and you go “really why?”
and he goes “erm guai lan lor?”
and you go “but then guai lan also must give reason one leh”
and he goes “walao i so stupid, study until N level only how to talk on a similar par to such a clever individual like you?!”
and you go “ok lah, dont cry, nah give you sweet”
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ever had something like that happen?
neither have I leh, well my face is precious anyway. You think i like those Chinese mask changer ah, hit one face still can change to another one. I whack you then you know ah.
well remember kids, when you see an ah beng what should you do?
yes!!
stop
drop
and roll!!
*good boy, nah give you sweet*
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Disclaimer: Any form of reality towards the above statement would not entitle any individual to physically insult the writer. The statement is written from memories of the writers imaginative childhood of flying unicorns and puppy galores. If any individual actually agrees with the writer’s point of view; that individual should congratulate him or herself due to the final enlightenment. However that statement still does not state that any of the above statement was written in regards to a real life issue. Also if you are actually reading this disclaimer, please step away from your video game and achieve something called “Life” (no Life is not a skill from Warcraft you dumbass)
Micro Shots
Was holding onto my digital camera walking around the house when i saw my guitar. Decided to feel arty and took some pictures of it. Dust and all 
Love, Hate and everything dead
I just arrived home after witnessing something dramatic, heart wrenching and too, awkward.
I witness a great friend getting pissed drunk. A suitor of my friend getting pissed drunk too due to his kei kiangness and his weak weak weak drinking. Did i say WEAK drinking (he only drunk like one bottle and a half of those stupid vodka bottles that you get from 7-11) Another suitor that didn’t know either to talk to the drunk suitor about the facts of life, or to take the opportunity to make a big leap forward.
Well it was really awkward as i’m really close to that friend but i’m not with the suitors, and we were all sitting in one of those seats you see at the void decks. The tension was so terrible. Even my pathetic quick thinking act of seeming nothing happened couldn’t help the awkwardness of the conversation.
Went up to my friend’s house after that which i saw the worried faces of 2 parents.
Was all of this really necessary? It got me thinking, and writing too; but not about the incident damn you guys, i do not have that much of a terrible memory that i have to remind myself in minutes.
All is fair in love and war i guess.
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Theres something i would like to add, which is unrelated to the incident.
Everything you do, i will do it a million times better.
I will work a million times harder, and i will get the results a million times fasters
My future will be a million times better and my maturity to yours will be none in comparison.
Chinatown
It has been a rather monotonous holiday i must say with the fact that i am very very bored with work to even take the responsibility to attend or the initiative to work more to earn my keep. I need more cash i guess. Perhaps i should just brave through those hours replying to idiots who call Mcdonalds thinking its KFC.
Well anyway enough of Mcd, i had to have a meeting with my fyp mates and my facilitator at Forth Gallery with Justin to negotiate about the using of the space to hang our designs done by the children that we are going to teach.
Justin has been awesome, with him giving us the space for FREE due to his friendship with Zul, our facilitator. There had to be a reassurance that the space will not be destroyed in our hands though. Can’t really say much as some of the details are confidential.
Do come if you are interested. The space will be opened from the 25th of June(wed) to 30th of June(mon) and a reception will be held on the 27th of Jun(fri). It’ll be awesome to hang out and take a look at how kids nowadays are the future to be cultivated. They have the talent i must say.
Well after the chat with Justin, Zul went on his way back (to wherever he wants to go to) and we went to grab some (really hard to find) desert, settered for some expensive but taste like shit desert at the hawker centre though. The wanton mee stall next to the shitty desert stall was actually not bad i must say.
Went around walking after the desert. MinJia went off with her BF, RongWei had to return to RP for his Guitar Assemble. Walked around somemore, MeiHui had to go for her reunion dinner and LingHui went to meet with her BF.
Sad little oh me went home and slept on the sofa till 9pm. Woke up had nothing to do, so i did some stuff for the FYP to kill time.
Theres so much i have not done yet! Ah i really should buck up.
fred
Doors
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
The sentence is highlighted in orange because this is suppose to be a happy post.
Haha i’m going to talk in a very metaphorical like pattern for this next sentence. So just link everything into the thoughts of nurturing a relationship.
” When you read a book, remember to see it all the way towards the ending. I tend to read a book, flip to that chapter, finish it and then closing the book thinking that i understood the book enough to know the ending. Well it fucked me up plenty of times thats for sure”
It was an awesome ride thats for sure. Nothing to dread about.I’m just cursed.
This makes room to happy flirting *slaps self* maybe not that soon i guess.
A Belated Happy Valentine’s Day to all and
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Toast to a happy ending =)
Crowning Stroke
Our 1st t-shirt design competition, TEEase, is a tasty prelude to what we’re all about – YOU. Toss out the hesitation, yank out those crazy ideas, and let the TEEase begin…
TEEase will consist of 2 rounds: Preliminary and Final.
Preliminary round:
i. Designs to be submitted by 26 March 2008
(The dateline has been extended!).
ii. There are no theme restrictions for this round.
All designs are welcome!
iii. Submitted designs will be judged on:
a. Originality
b. Concept
c. Visual Appeal
iv. 10 designs will be selected to move on to the
finals!
Final round:
i. The Final round will start on 2 April 2008.
ii. A theme will be provided.
iii. Finalists will have about a week to submit one theme-based design.
iv. Submitted designs will be judged based on:
a. Originality
b. Concept
c. Visual Appeal
d. Relevance to Theme
v. Designs will be posted at www.crowningstroke.com for public voting.
vi. The top 3 prize winners and 3 consolation winners will be chosen based on judges’ scoring (50%) and public votes (50%).
No this is not my design for the competition btw, this is just a trial run, too bored at home. my design will be so much better.. muhahahaa
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